R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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