I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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