I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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