it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This toilet bowl is my home.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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