problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You can make out without kissing
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Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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