I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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