love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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