Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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