North Korea, Best Korea!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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