i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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