White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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