I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Randomize
