Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i out mim tonsoeep
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