Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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