Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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