Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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