Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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