I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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