wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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