In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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