Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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