i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize