do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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