i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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