question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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