i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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