with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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