Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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