He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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