do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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