I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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