So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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