And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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