I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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