Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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