Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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