You're my little dorito
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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