I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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