Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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