I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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