yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
