What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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