There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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