Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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