Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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