butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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