Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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