One girl and one boy is just not enough.
farters have to be the big spoon...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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