We're facebook friends in real life
just tell him i said nine months
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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