so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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