i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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