i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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