hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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